Year 2009… April 38… Monday… No fly with any insect dignity will ever forget this day.
Yeah, that was the day when hordes of alien scum attacked our little green planet.
These monstrous green freaks had harassed three grasshoppers, stolen spots from the lady bug’s wings,
but most importantly kidnapped all flies from planet Earth. Some say they took a bug with them,
but that information was later reputed by two stampedes that insist it was a bear, not a bug.
We can only guess…
The British intelligence sources have proof that the reason all flies were boarded to the alien spacecraft is because of their brains. Or lack thereof, to be exact. The aliens wanted to know how flies manage to think without having this important neural organ. So far the aliens have performed one surgical brain removal to one of their own. The experiment was deemed to be a failure.
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